Farewell my phone friend

I ordered an iphone today. My old phone was like a blind date with a moose you were too polite to ditch. We had never met before it arrived. I had an old contract and wanted a clamshell phone. They said 'We'll send you this one that's available on your list.' How they must have laughed. When I opened the box and saw it in all it's white plastic glory with the strange handle thing I winced. But I stuck with the lack of memory, features and the tendency to photograph the inside of my handbag for three years. Today I finally broke free and picked a phone I thought looked pretty. Let's hope it works!